Here now. Ye hear that? There be sounds in them hills. Those're the wolpertingers! Wily beasts, they are, attracted by the smells o' Brewfest. I've a mind to catch me some, but I knocked me shin and can't outrun the buggers. Ye can help me, though!
Take this net and cast it over the little blighters. Bring me a good five of 'em and I'll make it worth yer while! Oh, and one more thing - in order to even see these critters, ye need t' be blitzed! Load up on the booze!