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174598
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Post by
Gnub
So, what are you expecting us to post...? More reasons to support/debunk your various theories... even though they are - correctly enough - wrong? :P
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174598
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Post by
Morec0
I agree with the Old Gods driving Noz insane, but I think it was during the event when he was trying to keep them from unravleing time. Because he's spread throughout time it might have taken some time for the madness to really take hold.
Post by
HiVolt
- The Broken are ancestors of the Protoss. With that in mind, the Zerg are evolved demons.
I actually want to believe this one, even though I know it isn't true.
But how about the whole Deathwing = Varian Wrynn scenario?
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174598
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Post by
Patty
Rhonin was thrown back in time and fathered Sargeras. He had sex with a succubus.
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HiVolt
Rhonin was thrown back in time and fathered Sargeras. He had sex with a succubus.
Quoted for awesome.
Post by
hymer
Varian is Deathwing is Thrall? Ok, he must have some help, but let's just say that Deathwing has killed Varian and Thrall and installed puppets?
This is why the dragon playing Thrall has put Garrosh in charge. He's getting ready to step back and impersonate someone else. How about Sylvanas? Then Staghelm can get a freer reign.
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156207
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Morec0
Rhonin was thrown back in time and fathered Sargeras. He had sex with a succubus.
Man, his wife musta been *!@#ed.
Vereesa: "You had what with a what!"
Rhonin: "Sexcubus."
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Patty
Rhonin was thrown back in time and fathered Sargeras. He had sex with a succubus.
Quoted for awesome.
Rhonin was thrown back in time and fathered Sargeras. He had sex with a succubus.
Best forum post! Ever
:') Why thank you. *bows*
And Morec, that's what the polished wood is for ;) *nudge, nudge, wink, wink*
Post by
Adamsm
STS = Sexually Transmitted Splinter (refer to
This, the Twilight of Hod
saga for just what that means).
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321294
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Post by
Skreeran
- Elune is actually an Old God. This explains the whole Scythe of Elune event, and various other occasions of night elves being completely freaking insane. In a future expansion we'll be fighting an Avatar of Elune shaped like a giant floating moon with a face.
With tentacles.Grrrrow...
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321294
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Post by
KaptainKrunk
I believe in Warcraft lore that:
- Orcs are not really inhabitants of Draenor. They really came from Far Far Away, and are the inbred children of Shrek and Fiona's kids.
- Varian is always mad at the Orcs because when growing up, Orgrim Doomhammer accidentally dropped Varian's Nintendo DS into Crystal Lake during a play date.
- The legendary chef ßóbbýflãÿ Jenkins is who made Cooking the money making profession it is today with his line of chain restaurants in Thunder Bluff. Incidentally, A large number of Tauren have gone missing near his diners.
- Medivh is actually still watching over the races of Azeroth in the form of a Japanese Sumo Wrestler.
- That guy in Darnassus. The one digging the ditch. That is behind the Rogue and Hunter place. He is actually Squall Leonhart from Final Fantasy VIII. He is currently doing a scouting mission for Balamb Garden, the new Horde city.
- Taurens are now Paladins because Blizzard decided to play a game. It's kinda like that game where you guess how many beans there are in a jar, only instead of beans in a jar, it's Taurens in World of Warcraft named Holycow.
- All of the spells used in World of Warcraft are far too harmful to be used on real actors. Spells such as Fireball are just an Ultra-Violent Flashlight.
- Cut-Throat Alley, despite it's rather gruesome name, is the birthplace of Varian Wrynn. The reason behind the name, is that in his honor, it was to be named "Jab-Chin Sector". This was changed after it grew far too big, and they were ordered to not talk about it because it was very rude.
- Spoiler: Tirion Fordring is actually Princess Zelda under the guise of the legendary Sheikah.
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152018
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Skreeran
Also, Skreeran, flawless victory with your photo.Which photo? My icon? :P
Post by
Morec0
The Tauren have unlocked a greater connection to the Emerald Dream, allowing them to transport to a dimension solely for the bovine-related.
The Cow Level?
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