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Why the Saurfangs are better than you:
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Post by
Orranis
This is the reason why the Saurfangs are unarguably the coolest family of all of both Outlands and Azeroth.
The first one, also the most well known is Varok Saurfang.
Varok was the commander in the war against a God. Let me repeat that, a God. Not just one God, but all of his God spawn as well. Not only this, but he was victorious. He led an expedition that managed to kill a God.
Varok is also a main factor in a raid against someone who owned a God. This would be the Lich King. That's two God strength characters he's owning at the moment.
Last but not least, he has thousands of memes about his power. Seriously, go to the Barrens, and if his name is not mentioned within the first ten minutes it means the servers about to crash and they're all trolling the forums. Say "Cleave" anywhere and his name will come up.
There is also Dranosh Saurfang, a rising star in WoW.
We only see him throw two blows in his entire history. One killed mutliple zombie-giants in one blow. The other was parried by a dude who stomped a God. The Lich King. It took the Lich King, possibly the biggest threat currently on Azeroth, to block a Saurfang blow.
After getting killed by the biggest current threat, The Lich King saw so much in him he brought him back from the dead. Now he is the most powerful Death Knight in existence, short of the Lich King himself. The only reason we can stomp this guy is because we have
another
Saurfang in the raid. Otherwise he'd
Cleave
Heart Strike us into oblivion.
And Finally there is Broxigar Saurfang.
This guy protected a key position in a mountain pass. He was the only one who survived. Then he beat himself up about being so God damn awesome that he didn't die when everyone else did. Though God damn doesn't say much here, 'cause these guys are already contending with Gods.
This dude was the first Orc on Azeroth. Ever. As impossible as that seems, that's because this badass went back in time! Seriously, this dude goes on a scouting mission from some Shaman dude, and ends up traveling back through time with a dragon and a human.
Most importantly this dude did something no one else has ever done. He wounded Sargeras. Sargeras is
the
most powerful being in existence
. Ever. He has half of the most powerful sword in existence, he is immune to wounds from mortal weapons. The Demon Soul itself didn't affect him. One hundred Dragons is a fraction of his strength. Mannoroth and Archimonde were flees compared to him. All this, and Broxigar Saurfang wounded him with an axe made out of particularly hard wood. That is possibly the most badass thing that has happened in the history of WoW.
And thus we must conclude that the Saurfangs are way cooler then any other family to ever exist.
Post by
Hayda
The Lich King is not a god.
Post by
Orranis
The Lich King is not a god.
He Pwned Yogg-Saron, who is. I never mentioned he was a God, I mentioned he is God status.
Post by
Queggy
The Lich King is not a god.
Well actually
. . .
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Post by
Orranis
Trolls still own
Aye, they do, but there is no distinct family of awesome in Trolls. As a race however, Trolls > Orcs.
Post by
Magnett
Broxigar was the only mortal to wound Sargeras because he was the only one who was given the chance to. Name one other known mortal character that has faced Sargeras.
Mary Sue man, Mary Sue...
Post by
Orranis
Broxigar was the only mortal to wound Sargeras because he was the only one who was given the chance to. Name one other known mortal character that has faced Sargeras.
Mary Sue man, Mary Sue...
Gul'Dan faced him, though it might have been his image. Other than that, pretty much everyone who participated in War of The Ancients.
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buzz3070
Broxigar was the only mortal to wound Sargeras because he was the only one who was given the chance to. Name one other known mortal character that has faced Sargeras.
Mary Sue man, Mary Sue...
Gul'Dan faced him, though it might have been his image. Other than that, pretty much everyone who participated in War of The Ancients.
Aegwynn and broxigar are the only mortals to ever face sargeras in person. the others have just been in the presence of his voice when he was talking to queen Azshara and the high born.
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chase123
Can you imagine if somehow Broxigar showed up in ICC. Three Saurfangs in one place.....it would cause all computers to explode from awesomeness, thus causing blizzards mountain of gold to explode, thus causing the world to explode..........just like the mayans predicted.
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Post by
Orranis
dranosh got parried, then killed. real powerful.
about varok, there is no discussion. he owned an almost infinite number of alliance players while he guarded the main gate of orgrimmar and the only way to improve his performance would have been to put him in the throne room where thrall and vol'jin reside. but that would have decreased his daily honor income, so he told thrall to stop crying - until thrall had his revenge for this insult and sent him off into the middle of a steel castle on a frozen continent. thank you, thrall.
brox clipped sargeras toenails because time travel is like acid to orc brains. shame he didnt cut off his arm and used it as a flail.
You're forgetting the part where he got parried and killed by someone equivalent to a god, and that he became the most powerful Death Knight excluding the guy who killed him in the first place.
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Magnett
I'd kinda guess that Sargeras was probably faced by many mortals on their specific planets which he destroyed. But still Broxigar was the ONLY person in the universe who ever wounded him.
You can guess mortals from other races have faced him, but you instantly exclude the possibility that they've also wounded him?
I mean, does he even make it that big of a deal? I doubt he has a little poster of Brox floating around the Twisting Nether and hurls little darts at it daily. Was Brox the only known mortal to wound him? Sure. He was also the only known mortal to face him (if you don't count Aegwynn facing his avatar, and she did beat him by the way). It wasn't even a major wound. It was like when a bee stings you, you yell a bit and question its sexual preferences and then go on your way.
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