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Haxzor
Tr-tr-tr-TRIPLE POST-ost-ost
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Slimda
I've spent the last two weeks reading every story on that site.
Hilarious.
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mudfish
My favourite:
(Back story: the customer was getting a blue screen of death on their computer.)
Me: “Hello, thank you for calling tech support. How can I help you today?”
Customer: “I was wondering if you could tell me who general failure is and why he is trying to read the C drive on my computer?”
Me: “Ummm…excuse me?”
Customer: “I said that some guy named General Failure is reading my C drive.”
Me: “…How did you come to this conclusion?”
Customer: “When I booted up my computer I get a big blue screen that says “General failure reading drive C,” and I demand to know who this person is!”
Me: *stifling laughter* “Okay, if you don’t mind I am going to place you on hold for about 10 minutes while I do an investigation as to who this person is…”
(I placed customer on hold and told my co-workers. We laughed our asses off for 10 minutes.)
Me: “Thank you for holding. I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is I was able to find some information for you. The bad news is that I wasn’t able to confirm who this ‘General Failure’ is; I am sure he doesn’t work for us. The other thing is that your hard drive is fried, and I would advise you to try to pull any data you can off the drive and invest in a new one. Is there anything else I can do for you today?”
Customer: “Um…no thank you.”
(Customer hangs up and we laugh our asses off some more.)
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DivXl
Fun… but I doubt it really happened.
Deceptive Desserts
Bakery | Florida, USA
Customer: “Excuse me, but I have a complaint to make.”
Me: “Oh, sure. What’s the matter?”
Customer: “I heard a group of teenagers over there talking, and they said the cake that you serve is a lie.”
Me: “…”
Customer: “What exactly do you have to say for yourselves? I come in here, expecting to find a decent establishment, only to find out you are selling fake food!”
Me: “Um, ma’am. They were repeating a popular phrase from the internet. I can assure you, the cake that we sell very much exists.”
Customer: “Prove it! Show me this cake.”
Me: *points*
Customer: “Oh. In that case you should write a letter to the internet about how they’re making up rumors about your products.”
Me: “I’ll… I’ll do that. Thank you.”
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Haxzor
Stop with the consecutive posting
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v3rgil
Of All The Moments For Freud To Slip
Movie Cinema | Australia
(I was working the candy bar when a I was approached by a man seeing Bridge to Terabithia with two young kids. He points to the popcorn machine:)
Customer: “I’ll have two boxes of c0ckporn, please.”
(There was a two second pause as the customer’s eyes went wide with horror…and then I started to laugh. He got the popcorn and ran upstairs, with me standing behind the counter with tears running down my face.)
Best 15 seconds of my life.
i had the best laugh in my entire life xDD
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Queggy
There's already a thread about this site . . .
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Finbarr
You made my life!
I love this website now...
XD
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mudfish
Also, 99.9% of these things aren't real.
Proof plx
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