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The Three Truths!
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Post by
Fjobben
As my comment says in the
Libram of Three Truths
(downrated :S), which three truths (i.e. fact, joke etc.) would you choose?
It can be anything, as long as it links to paladins somehow.
Edit: fix'd the wich
Post by
Quest
wich
BURN THE WICH!
Wiches are as heavy as ducks
Wiches are biches
Post by
Hyperspacerebel
She turned me into newt!
...I got better.
Post by
Monday
I don't get this...
Post by
pezz
Never saw Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
Post by
Quest
I don't get this...
Your arms off!
Post by
Monday
Never saw Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
No i've seen it, but i thought it was spelled witch? You guys are kinda flaming him for spelling it wrong while using the wrong spelling at the same time.
just to add: "One, two, five!"
"Three sir"
"Three!"
Edit: Spellings :P
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Post by
Hyperspacerebel
Never saw Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
No i've seen it, but i thought it was spelled witch? You guys are kinda flaming him for spelling it wrong while using the wrong spelling at the same time.
You obviously didn't go to troll school.
Post by
svirve
A:You fight with the strength of many men, Sir knight.
A:I am Arthur, king of the Brittains.
A:I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me at my court in Camelot.
A:You have proved yourself worthy, will you join me?
A:You make me sad, so be it! Come Patsy!
B:None shall pass.
A:What?
B:None shall pass.
A:I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight. But i must cross this bridge.
B:Then you shall die.
A:I command you, as king of the brittains to stand aside!
B:I move, for no man.
A:So be it!
A:Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
B:'Tis but a scratch.
A:A scratch? Your arms off.
B:No it isn't.
A:Well what's that then?
B:I've had worse.
A:You liar!
B:Comeon you pansy!
A:Victory is mine!
A:We thank thee lord, in my mer...
B:Comeon then.
A:What?
B:Have at you!
A:You are indeed brave Sir knight but the fight is mine!
B:Ooh, had enough eh?
A:Look you stupid bastard you've got no arms left!
B:Yes i have!
A:Look!
B:Just a flesh wound.
A:Look stop that!
B:Chicken! Chicken!
A:Look, i'll have your leg!
A:Right!
B:Right, i'll do you for that!
A:You what?
B:Come 'ere!
A:What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
B:I'm invincible!
A:You're a looney.
B:The black knight always triumphs!
B:Have at you!
B:Comeon then.
A:Alright, we'll call it a draw.
A:Come Patsy!
B:Oh i see, running away eh?
B:You jealous bastards!
B:Come back here and take what's coming to you!
B:I'll bite your legs off!
Post by
valundar
A:You fight with the strength of many men, Sir knight.
A:I am Arthur, king of the Brittains.
A:I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me at my court in Camelot.
A:You have proved yourself worthy, will you join me?
A:You make me sad, so be it! Come Patsy!
B:None shall pass.
A:What?
B:None shall pass.
A:I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight. But i must cross this bridge.
B:Then you shall die.
A:I command you, as king of the brittains to stand aside!
B:I move, for no man.
A:So be it!
A:Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
B:'Tis but a scratch.
A:A scratch? Your arms off.
B:No it isn't.
A:Well what's that then?
B:I've had worse.
A:You liar!
B:Comeon you pansy!
A:Victory is mine!
A:We thank thee lord, in my mer...
B:Comeon then.
A:What?
B:Have at you!
A:You are indeed brave Sir knight but the fight is mine!
B:Ooh, had enough eh?
A:Look you stupid bastard you've got no arms left!
B:Yes i have!
A:Look!
B:Just a flesh wound.
A:Look stop that!
B:Chicken! Chicken!
A:Look, i'll have your leg!
A:Right!
B:Right, i'll do you for that!
A:You what?
B:Come 'ere!
A:What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
B:I'm invincible!
A:You're a looney.
B:The black knight always triumphs!
B:Have at you!
B:Comeon then.
A:Alright, we'll call it a draw.
A:Come Patsy!
B:Oh i see, running away eh?
B:You jealous bastards!
B:Come back here and take what's coming to you!
B:I'll bite your legs off!
hahahaha
HAHAHHAHAHA
I almost wet myself...
off to the archives.
thanks for that :)
Post by
svirve
hahahaha
HAHAHHAHAHA
I almost wet myself...
off to the archives.
thanks for that :)
I did wet myself! ;p
That and the scene were John Cleese mimmicks a german on Fawlty Towers are some of the best moments in comedy!
Post by
pezz
Oh Fawlty Towers.
For me nothing beats the end of the builders episode where he says 'going to see Mr. O'reilly, dear' in a perfectly calm voice while carrying a garden gnome like a battering ram.
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