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What does a Worgen get when he eats a lemon?
A sour(saur)fang!
Thank you ladies and gentlemen, I'll be here all night.
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Blizzard is ready to sell out! New, Ragnar-O's! The only cereal with a Molten Core!
"Two scoops, Executus, two scoops!"
"Taste the flavour of Sulfuron!"
"By fiber be purged!"
That made me lol. Nice.
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3DG4LIFE, that last one was terrible...
But you still lol'd, right? :D
What do you call a Tauren with no legs?
Ground beef.
(Ironforge, AP): The worst accident in Warcraft aviation history occurred early this morning when a Flying Machine, Piloted by an unidentified Gnomish Aviator, crashed into the graveyard near Thelsamar. As of reporting time, over 300 bodies have been recovered from the crash site and we're still digging.
A mighty Orc warrior walks into a tavern to order a drink, and he notices standing on the keys of a nearby piano was a Gnome. A very short Gnome, short for even for one of his kind. And immediately the Gnome starts running up and down the piano keys, dancing, cartwheeling and somersaulting, flawlessly landing on the correct keys time and time again. The music he produced was incredible. This little gnome was just brilliant!
So astonished, the orc walked up to the bartender and asked, "that little gnome is amazing, where did you get him?"
He looked at the Orc and smiled. "Oh I was given this fancy bottle as payment by one of my customers a while back. Upon polishing it, this genie popped out and offered me a single wish. I've had that little guy ever since. Makes me a fortune."
Very curious now the orc asked if he still has this magic bottle, and is excited when the bartender pulls it out from under the table and offers it to him. "Knock yourself out."
Eagerly he accepts the bottle and starts rubbing it, and just as the bartender had claimed, a genie popped out. The magical being stared at the orc and announced, "you have one wish! Make it now!"
Thinking for a few moments, he decided not to be too greedy and just ask for something he had needed for a while. "Okay, Genie. I wish for a nice new axe!"
"Granted!" he said, clapping his hands the vanishing in a puff of smoke. After the smoke cleared the orc found himself holding a nice new pair of slacks.
Angry now, he glared at the bartender. "What's going on? I didn't ask for nice new slacks, I asked for a nice new axe!"
He smiled back before replying. "You think I asked for a ten inch pianist?"
A Human, Gnome, and Dwarf trio of explorers gets captured by a tribe of Trolls in Stranglethorn vale where, tied to posts and surrounded by the whole tribe, the Witch Doctor confronts them.
He explains to all three: You have been found guilty of violating our territory and must be punished. However, according to our ancient laws, you have the right to choose your punishment! (he walks up to the human). For tresspassing, your choice of punishment is either Death ... or Ooga-Booga!
The human doesn't even have to consider. What could be worse than dying in this forsaken wilderness? "I choose Ooga-Booga".
Immediately, he is cut down from the post and tied face-down to the ground. Ten exceptionally large troll warriors step forth and gang-**** him for an hour. Finally, whimpering and bleeding, he is cast into the river and allowed to get away.
Now the Gnome is up. Horrified by what he has seen, he still doesn't want to die and now knows that he can, indeed, get away, He chooses Ooga-Booga as well. He suffers the same humiliating fate as the human, and an hour later he is thrown in the river and gets away.
The proud Dwarf has been listening to screams of pain for two hours now. He looks the witch doctor in the eye and says, I would rather die than be so humiliated. I choose Death!
"Well spoken, brave warrior!" The witch doctor replies, then raises his voice so the whole tribe can hear. "I hereby sentence you to death --- by Ooga-Booga!
Ok... That's all my jokes for this thread, even though half of them were just copy-past lol
your 3rd joke made my day
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Why is Illidan waiting for his dinner?
Because it isnt prepaired.
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"What do rogues and noobs have in common?"
"They both pick locks!"
Just one a guildie told me the other day, haha.
-Tator
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