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Post by
Laihendi
Blonds aren't stupider than any other people. It's those who bleach their hair who tend to act like idiots.
Post by
Deepthought
Blonds aren't stupider than any other people. It's those who bleach their hair who tend to act like idiots.
Ric Flair had/has bleached hair, but is awesome.
Post by
Laihendi
Laihendi doesn't know who that is, so maybe he is. Laihendi doesn't mean that all people who bleach their hair act like idiots, but he knows a lot of girls at school who are obsessed with look and don't care about actual substance, and they all bleach their hair, and a lot of them act like idiots (there are some guys who do it too).
Post by
Patty
Blonds aren't stupider than any other people. It's those who bleach their hair who tend to act like idiots.
That is so, so true.
Peroxide must have some adverse effect on the brain which makes you act like a complete twat.
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424857
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Post by
leonheart87
That is so, so true.
Peroxide must have some adverse effect on the brain which makes you act like a complete
twat.
It appears you are English, and that the Wowhead filters aren't aware of all 'cuss words'.
Back to the jokes.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead escape from prison.
While they're running away, with the police still hot on their tail, they decide to hide in a barn until the heat is off.
In the barn there is three sacks, they decide to hide in them while they wait.
Some time later the police arive at the barn.
One policeman says "Oh, there is just these three sacks. Let's go."
Another says "Sure, check those sacks to make sure they're not there."
The policeman kicks the first sack, containing the brunette. She lets out a miaou. "Oh, it's just a cat", he says.
He kicks the second sack, containing the redhead. She lets out a woof. The policeman says, "Oh, it's just a dog".
The policeman kicks the third sack, containing the blonde. The blonde yells "potatoes!".
I am very aware I suck at writing and that the old joke is old.
Post by
Katalliaan
Three women are about to be executed by a firing squad. When asked if she had any last words, the redhead shouted "Tornado!", and escaped during the confusion. When the brunette was asked if she had any last words, she shouted "Flash flood!", and escaped. The blonde, when asked, shouted "Fire!"
Two blondes are walking on the opposite sides of the street. One asks the other "How do you get to the other side?" The other responds "Duh! You're already there!"
Post by
Loosa
20 blondes are standing outside a bar.
A guy walks up to them and asks why they're standing there.
One of the blondes replies "The sign says we need to be 21 to get in so we're waiting for another person!"
Also, being naturally blonde is yay.
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306584
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Dhazy
Honestly, I despise blonde jokes.
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381996
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Post by
IFking
I'm gonna totally ignore this thread for it makes fun of me...
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278900
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Post by
Laihendi
i always thought Ric Flair was a retard. then again,
all of the WWE is a farce
.
You're a dirty liar.
Post by
Deepthought
Ric Flair
is the greatest professional wrestler, and World Heavyweight Champion. Period.
i always thought Ric Flair was a retard. then again, all of the WWE is a farce.
Yet you wouldn't say that to any of their faces, would you?
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148723
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Deepthought
I would. They know it's fake, and if I get me face rearranged because they can't own up to the truth, then so be it.
Fake doesn't mean it doesn't hurt or that it's not possible to be paralyzed if you do it wrong.
Calling it "A farce" implies that there's no danger, which is wrong.
Post by
Orvisand
A blond walks into an appliance store and asks the clerk "Can I have that TV over there?" and points to the corner. "Sorry I don't sell to blonds." He replies. Very mad by this, she storms out and gets her hair dyed red and returned for the same thing. "Sorry I don't sell to blonds," he replies back. Confused and still very angry at this, she leaves and dies her hair brown. She asks for the same thing again and gets the same answer. Finally fed up, she asks, "How do you know that I'm blond?"
"Because..." he replies, "That is a microwave."
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