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Teddiursa
How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
You open the door, put the elephant in, then close the door.
What about a giraffe?
You open the door, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, then close the door.
The lion, king of the jungle, summons all of the animals for a very important meeting. One animal is not there, who is it?
The giraffe, he's in the refrigerator.
You need to cross a river that's known for being filled with deadly crocodiles. What do you do?
Swim across, all of the crocodiles are at the meeting.
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Random0008
*Facepalm*
Post by
Hyperspacerebel
Why are there so many elephants running loose in Africa?
Not enough refrigerators.
How do you kill a blue elephant?
Shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a red elephant?
Strangle it till it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a green elephant?
Tell it a dirty joke until it blushes and turns red, then strangle it until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a yellow elephant?
What are you talking about? There are no yellow elephants!
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Hyperspacerebel
Two muffins are sitting in an oven. After approximately 45 minutes they are baked to a nice golden brown.
A man goes to the doctor's office and complains of a horrible pain in his balls. He finds out he has cancer that has spread throughout his body and he has less than six months to live. So he goes home and kills himself.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because thats the way the truck that was carrying it to the slaughter house was going.
Two rocket scientists meet up to discuss rocket science. They use clever terms and invent stuff.
What does Bill Gates see when he opens the fridge?
Food
Why was the fireman buried on top of the hill?
Because he was dead.
One time Chuck Norris went to EB games to buy Madden 07, but they didn't have it, so he went to Best Buy and bought it there.
How many elephants can you fit in a Mini?
None, it's far too small for an elephant.
Post by
Deepthought
Why did the girl fall of the swing?
Because she had no arms!
Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A fridge hit him!
Post by
Orranis
When Chuck Norris runs on a treadmill, he gets ^&*!ed off because the T.V. on it doesn't work, but he doesn't want to wait for another son runs on it anyways.
We discovered Hogger's true form, it's a mass of multicolored pixels that can change according to specific computer commands to give the perception that it has three dimensions.
When Saurfang casts Cleave, he deals 110% of normal melee damage to an enemy and it's nearby allies, affecting up to 3 targets.
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Teddiursa
What's the difference between a duck?
What do an elephant and an orange have in common?
They're both orange except the elephant.
What do an elephant and an apple have in common?
They're both red except the elephant?
No, they're both gray except the orange!
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