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Why Trolls are better than you
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Post by
Monday
Heh, my dwarf collects troll tusks.
He uses them for spears.
My Troll uses Dwarven beards as toilet seats.
What a weird world this is. My troll too!
He also uses Night Elf Ears to decorate the house, Gnome heads as footballs (duh!), Draenei horns to spike up his armor, and Human Brains to get out of stuns. Also, I'll soon have new Wolf carpets.
Whelp, its official.
I've got troll tusk spears, orcs have nothing worthwhile I can use, goblin sandwiches (kudos if you get he reference), rotting carcass heads and cowburgers.
Oh and I get
drugs
from the blood elves.
Post by
Orranis
Trolls are actually immortal.
Some wounds just take longer to regenerate then others.
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Post by
mindthegap5
You could have saved time and put
"Because they just are"
Post by
weirdunclebob
I'd happily swap my Blood Elf Paladin for a Troll Paladin.
Ya mon!
This ^^
Post by
Kainith
Looks like even topics about Trolls can regenerate, this one just keeps coming back.
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Post by
Kristopher
Posture:
Trolls, by their very nature, are very modest and easy going. Knowing full well that standing at their full height would shame other horde races, they slouch to make Orcs, Tauren, and Undead feel less like gnomes. Trolls hate nothing more then gnomes, and would never want their allies to feel like such pathetic creatures in their presence.
I can agree with all the comments about gnomes, but what to say about goblins now that they are part of the Horde?
Goblins are as big as dwarves.
On a semi-related note, should I race change my Druid, from Tauren to Troll?
Trolls be flippin' out mon!
The question is not if you should, but why haven't you done it already.
Post by
mindthegap5
2 WORDS:
TROLL WARLOCKS
Post by
Queggy
On a semi-related note, should I race change my Druid, from Tauren to Troll?
Trolls be flippin' out mon!
The question is not if you should, but why haven't you done it already.
Dis mon. He be speakin' da truth, ya.
Post by
buzz3070
Ah this thread brings back memories, painful horrible memories.
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Post by
kasuturo
Troll Archeology is the best Archeology. It has voodoo dolls and
a super-cool-and-ridiculously-oversized-to-other-races-that-are-not-troll sword
.
Post by
JASP01
Why Taurens are better than you:
We're bigger. Slightly less tall, but you're puny compared to us.
You can punt Gnomes from Kalmidor to Northrend. We can punt Gnomes from Kalimidor to the Dark Portal, through the other side, and into Tempest Keep.
Your most feared class is a Shaman. Ours is a Death Knight. Which is scarier?
We secretly like cannibalism too (you don't think we'd ever pass up a good burger, would you?)
Mr. Smite: 'Dah, now our race has to... wait, we never have to improvise!
We are the only race that can effectively say, "COWER BEFORE US, PUNY INSECTS, AND FACE OUR WRATH"
Our armor is 4x the size of yours. And our weapon. And our "weapon".
You regenerate in combat. We rip out your limbs in combat.
... And much, much more.
Oh, and it might as well be noted that Zin'roh is even bigger on a Tauren ;)
Post by
Atik
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Post by
LookOut
Your most feared
race
is a
Shaman
. Ours is a Death Knight. Which is scarier?
Since when are shamans and dks examples of races? o_O
Post by
JASP01
Oops... class, lol. Fix'd. Should now read:
Why Taurens are better than you:
We're bigger. Slightly less tall, but you're puny compared to us.
You can punt Gnomes from Kalmidor to Northrend. We can punt Gnomes from Kalimidor to the Dark Portal, through the other side, and into Tempest Keep.
Your most feared class is a Shaman. Ours is a Death Knight. Which is scarier?
We secretly like cannibalism too (you don't think we'd ever pass up a good burger, would you?)
Mr. Smite: 'Dah, now our race has to... wait, we never have to improvise!
We are the only race that can effectively say, "COWER BEFORE US, PUNY INSECTS, AND FACE OUR WRATH"
Our armor is 4x the size of yours. And our weapon. And our "weapon".
You regenerate in combat. We rip out your limbs in combat.
... And much, much more.
Oh, and it might as well be noted that Zin'roh is even bigger on a Tauren ;)
Post by
buzz3070
While this thread brings back horrible painful memories it also brings a smile to my face.
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