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The Rules of WoW
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Interest
Based on the Laws of Hunter and the Rules of the Internet, the Rules of WoW are now in the making.
Anyone may contribute to writing the rules you think are abided in WoW. They may be sarcastic, but rules should not violate any Terms already set by Blizzard. In addition, posts made should be reasonably appropriate as per the Wowhead Forum Rules:
And so it begins:
Rules of WoW
1. The first name you think of will always be taken.
2. PuGs always have a chance to fail.
3. Said chance to fail is based on the number of noobs, newbs, and jerks you have in the group.
4. Trade Channel will always be spammed.
5. Barrens Chat will always talk about Chuck Norris and Mankrik's Wife, no exceptions.
6. 10% of things said in Trade Channel are actually appropriate for Trade Channel.
7. PvP will always be imbalanced.
8. PvE will always be easy.
9. The only exception to this rule is soloing.
10. QQ will always happen, live with it.
Continue...(I left out some obvious rules on purpose, write them down as you will)
Also: You may have noticed this was conceived in the Randomness Forums. This is because most rules written are not likely to be taken seriously. The thread, however, may be moved to WoW General if it receives enough attention.
Post by
Septimus
11. People selling gold or begging for it will always find you.
Post by
Haxzor
Haxzor wasnt taken!
12. DONT MOVE DURING FLAME WREATH
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259797
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Post by
Dhazy
14. There are no trucks in World of Warcraft.
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Post by
Sagramor
17. There will always be an idiot on Barrens chat to mention Saurfang while the topic is Chuck Norris.
Post by
Sagramor
18. Your class is always the one getting nerfed in the next patch. Every other class is getting sick buffs.
Post by
Sagramor
19. If you're farming something BoP on a char, it will never drop, and something will need for another char will always drop. The next time you enter the instance with that another char, what you need in the other will drop.
Post by
Sagramor
21. The other faction is always Blizzard's favorite.
Post by
Jeremypwnz
17. There will always be an idiot on Barrens chat to mention Saurfang while the topic is Chuck Norris.
I always say Chuck Norris while on FP through the zone and watch the chaos in the next 5 seconds of like 100 people spamming /1
22: SV Hunters are more complicated than the old TBC BM Hunter. (Auto Shot = 1-3 on DPS in 25 man)
Edit: Put 23 instead of 22
Post by
Eccentrica
23. If you need to buy it from the Auction House it will be highly overpriced.
24. If you want to sell it on the Auction House, you will be undercut.
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Post by
Septimus
∞. WoW is a game... just enjoy pl0x.
Hey! You cant have the infinite rule yet!
Post by
blademeld
25. Needs moar QQ.
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Post by
Interest
30. Bubble Hearth will never be nerfed.
31. Stay out of the damn fire.
32. AV sucks today.
33. Level 51-60 AV was eternally ruined, and not just because of Death Knights.
36. Rules 34 and 35 have been censored out. Have a nice day.
......a. Working hard is the true way to success.
......b. Warlocks are and always will be the ultimate class for griefing.
I'm glad people are actually paying attention to this thread.
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