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What type of dps %^&*es you of the most?
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skumbananer
In pugs there are some dps players that are just plain...well, wrong. So ive collected a few odd types, which of these would tick you off the most?
The stamina hunter: Has stamina in all slots, stamina enchants, a mix between of stamina greens/honor gear and tank rings/neck, a bm/survival specc and more hp than your heroic geared tank.
The PVP rogue: Has a pvp specc, full honor gear+glad gear found in voa, and will come to your heroic Azjol Nerub as soon as this WSG ends.
The angry retridin: When asked by one in your party if he can throw a heal when healer died, he gets completetly ballistic and starts writing IM DPS FFS! RET IS GOOD DPS! shows links to wws of his dps on Patchwerk and continues on with calling everyone a racist for assuming that paladins should heal.
The FFS! mage: Unguilded with Jenkins title. Aoes everything before tank has pulled, knocking all mobs around as bowling pins making it impossible for even the most skilled tank to gather them all. When something goes wrong which it always does when he is near he starts fo FFS!."TANK FFS!" "HEALER FFS!" "HUNTARD FFS!"
The protdps: Always a warrior, really nicely geared, nearly full epic, isnt this normal HoS? expensively enchanted gemmed and all, but why is he dual-wielding onehanders? Then you see that he is protection specced and will constantly harass everyone who is below him on the dps meters, even the green geared lvl77 hunter played by a 53yo housewife gets bullied cause he is doing 1900dps and she is just pushing 650.
The" tank woots hp?, and wots ur mana heeler?" dps. Wants to replace both tank and healer before the UKh even started, because tank has one blue and healer dont even have 25k mana. Being geared in full s2 himself without having replaced any gems or enchants.
Who?
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skumbananer
o also
the 25 man raid geared tanks full epics 35K hp all best in slot items that can't hold aggro on more than 1 mob that really !@#$es me off
NO what annoys me more is how they got so geared being so noob... <.<
The OT(s) got his/her back and will tank everything not marked with a skull for them.
Post by
bsvictor
DPS DKs that won't let the tank tank. Keeps taunting mobs to him and that kind of stuff. If i'm the healer, I usually just let them die.
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Cydrone
Annoying thing is getting a multi-pull arranged neatly in a group perfect for a shockwave......
And the damn shaman/mage/druid thinks it's perfect for their knockback. mmhmm
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FritzTheCat
My personal pet peeve is for the DK dps that thinks Army of the Dead is always a good idea against a heroic boss.... because a tank loves nothing more then a bunch of things taunting the boss away.
"Cyanigosa! Ingvarr! Bow to my mighty army of zombies! ...Hey wait, why's the group dead? Tank fails can't keep aggro! Boss was spinning for some reason during breath/cone attack!" (edited for clarity)
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Liegelord505
The "How the hell are you 80?": I was running H VH one time, with a warrior dps. His rage bar was 100. Every fight. I checked his dps on Recount. It was all melee, with some Rend thrown in. How the hell did he get to 80?
The Talent masters: The people who take every talent in their chosen tree simply because they can. Youre a Beast Mastery hunter? /spec 71/0/0. Jeebus, youre the @!&#ing Beast Master! Ive also attempted to heal a Frost DK, who took every talent in the frost tree, none in the other two. However, he explained he thought Frost was the tanking tree so it should be filled. I explained otherwise gave him 10g for a respec and he came back with a decent spec.
The people who refuse to learn: Wiping once, or twice, or even three times, is not a problem. As long as you can identify what went wrong and change it, youre good. Making the same mistake after 14 pulls is not acceptable.
EDIT: Clarity
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Post by
JaxOmen
Any DPS that is so bad that a 2-healer Vault of Archavon 25-man hits the enrage timer (21 dps and we hit the enrage? WUT!).
Seriously, worst pug ever. I've never seen so many people below 800dps. I felt so bad for the one warlock pulling 4k, he was 2k above the next-highest dps.
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Invisura
The FFS! mage: Unguilded with Jenkins title
So incredibly accurate that you are now my hero.
The hunters that can't do more than 2000 DPS in Heroics with Naxx25 gear get me also...
Post by
Jeremypwnz
Anyone(DPS specced) in full heroic/rep/raid epics cannot pull over 2k DPS RAID BUFFED i say fail... I was doing that in mostly blues, 1 green, 2-3 epics...
Umm
Lets see
ughh....
"GTFO of the bad stuff on the ground!"
"lol wut?" -- dead DPS
"/facepalm"
...
Enrage timer in Vault
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