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500 hilarious things said in an instance
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/listening over ventrilo (was not in the raid group, just listening on their progress)
Random #1: WHAT THE?
Random #2: DUDE! WHAT THE? THAT'S NASTY!
Random #3-#9: EWW!
Random #10: YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE OPENED THE LINK I SENT YOU THEN!
All of that was pretty much yelled. It was hilarious.
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wizy
in the middle of a raid the MT yells:
BRB, DAUGHTER ESCAPED FROM BASEMENT!
it gave a few lolz:P
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Nexus heroic some trash pulls and dwarf warrior boss down. Dk posts up a horrible dps recount: pally tank 1850, DK with recount 1800, huntard (me) 1700 rogue 1650.
Recount dk :Ey tank, wtf u doin?
Me: Hahaha we are getting outdpsed by tank!
Tank: Tanking
Recount dk: No ur not! Ur dpsing! l2play! Fkn nab!
Me: You on crack? We havent wiped once, and he is holding aggro on all, while doing the most damage.
Recount dk: Nabs! Tank passs lead so i cn kick u! i wont play with nab tanks dpsing!
Tank: sorry, but are you joking?
Recount dk: NAB! Fkn griefer! Jus passs fukn lead!
Tank kicks dk, who runs and aggroes loads of mobs, we wipe up, invites a new dpser and clears the instance.
What was wrong with that dk i guess i never will know. Wierd thing is that ive been in one similar situation where a mage was accusing me of stealing his dps (when i was tanking on my warr) and that i shouldnt use thunderclaps or cleaves.
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The title says it all, post the most hilarious things you've seen being said while in a dungeon/raid/BG etc.
"Can we hurry this up? I just got a booty call."
Followed by...
"Wait, she's the one coming over, maybe I can multitask..."
^^True story.
haha, same thing has happened to me, except it was online poker or girl... i made the right choice :)
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Marconia
One of my favorite things in VoA, when Archavon picks up the tank -
Tank: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (on vent/ts or just in /say, always classic)
Heh, I've done something similar. On the two mini-bosses before Thaddius, we had a hunter from guild who was on his first Naxx run.
Hunter: How will I know that the tanks get thrown?
Guild: Oh, you'll know.
<tanks get thrown>
Me in vent: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Hunter: Ahh, I see.
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DaCyclops
One of my favorite things in VoA, when Archavon picks up the tank -
Tank: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (on vent/ts or just in /say, always classic)
Heh, I've done something similar. On the two mini-bosses before Thaddius, we had a hunter from guild who was on his first Naxx run.
Hunter: How will I know that the tanks get thrown?
Guild: Oh, you'll know.
<tanks get thrown>
Me in vent: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Hunter: Ahh, I see.
I find I have a tendency to act the same way in fights like that.
Its become a running gag in my raid group that whenever I (Warrior Tank) say "Oh Sh*t" or "Oh Crap" on Vent it means "something minor and of little consequence has happened." They are generally right.
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In my first Naxx 25 man run, we got to KT and the tank goes "Oh, it's KT time, gotta take my pants off." Got a lot of lols from the rest of the raid.
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In my first guild run of Naxx 25 (I used to be the GM of a raiding guild before I decided to 'retire' from raiding) we got to the Haggan fight with no problems. The majority of people in the raid were my friends IRL, and everyone there had more than enough experience in Naxx. But despite that, almost everyone (including me lol) died on the dance while Hag was at around 75% heath. O_o The only people left were my boyfriend (shammy) and two of my friends, a rogue and a dk. They three manned 25 man Hag from 75% to dead, it took soo long but it was soo funny to watch. xD
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(In a heroic instance)
Me: Shammy, drop tremor totem!
Shaman: .... what's a totem?
He was level 80 and didn't know shamans used totems >_> faaaill.
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This was in a WSG game, but was still pretty funny.
BG leader: WTF y am I not getting any healz? This is BS! WTF is wrong with u f****ers, blah blah blah..
Me: Dude, we have no heals.
BG leader: Stfu Gum and heal me before i die.
(BG leader dies)
BG leader: WTF is wrong with u Y the f*** didnt u heal me, ur a priest DO UR F***ING JOB U NOOB
Me: I'm a warrior?
BG leader: STOP BEING A NOOB A**HOLE AND HEAL ME GUM B4 I REPORT YOU!11!
And this went on multiple times with multiple people in the BG. There were no healing classes in the BG and this guy was flipping on everyone because of it >_>
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