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Chuck Norris *No Chuck Haters*
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XxDeathxX
The dreaded Chuck Norris post
BUT
I have done my research.
Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris is a internet famous American martial artist born March 10 1940.
He was born in a town called Ryan, Oklahoma to the son of Wilma Scarberry when she was 18.
He was made famous from his T.V show "Walker Texas Ranger" were he played a ranger named Cordell Walker.
Chuck then went on the create his own martial art called Chun Kuk Do (Universal Way)
Chuck then wrote a code of honor for this art.
1. I will develop myself to the maximum of my potential in all ways.
2 I will forget the mistakes of the past and press on to greater achievements.
3. I will always be in a positive frame of mind and convey this feeling to every person that I meet.
4. I will continually work at developing love, happiness and loyalty in my family and acknowledge that no other success can compensate for failure in the home.
5. I will look for the good in all people and make them feel worthwhile.
6. If I have nothing good to say about a person, I will say nothing.
7. I will give so much time to the improvement of myself that I will have no time to criticize others.
8. I will always be as enthusiastic about the success of others as I am about my own.
9. I will maintain an attitude of open-mindedness toward another person's viewpoint while still holding fast to that which I know to be true and honest.
10. I will maintain respect for those in authority and demonstrate this respect at all times.
11. I will always remain loyal to God, my country, family and my friends.
12. I will remain highly goal-oriented throughout my life because that positive attitude helps my family, my country, and myself.
People often wonder.... why is Chuck Norris so popular on the internet?
There was a Vin Diesel fact Generator that posted heroic feats of this actor. They then made a Chuck Norris fact Generator which was a byproduct of the original Generator. Unfortunately the Chuck Generator became widely popular over the inter web, and this is now the reason Barran's Chat is always bombarded by Chuck.
Please add to this with real facts
First Chuck thread ftw
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Malgayne
Our first Chuck Norris thread. I feel so grown up!
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XxDeathxX
Chuck has donated over $32 000 to Republican candidates since 1988.
He might run for president :P
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Yeah I had that one to but the developer stopped all updates on it because of people bashing him in-game.
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XxDeathxX
Please add any interesting info that I missed that is factual.
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Mowsey
You forgot to mention that a bridge in Hungary nearly got named Chuck Norris Bridge :)
http://www.news.com/8301-10784_3-6100780-7.html
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Queggy
It's a scientific fact that Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Unfortunatly, Chuck Norris never cries.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because he's scared of the dark, but because the dark is scared of him.
Chuck Norris is a vegetarian, not because he hates meat, but because he hates the vegetables.
In the second World War the President had two choices on how to take out Japan. He chose the more humane choice. The second choice was sending in Chuck Norris.
There is no theory of Evolution. Just a list of creatures that Chuck has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his butt kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
I know more but that's all I'm going to write down for now.
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XxDeathxX
You forgot to mention that a bridge in Hungary nearly got named Chuck Norris Bridge :)
That is very cool lawl
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