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200 things you don't want to hear from your healer
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Healer:
"Healing Touch? no thx, I'm not ghey"
"Regrowth? I'm still sore...."
"Renew is on cooldown"
"I superglued my finger to 1"
"Who's tanking?"
"...why isn't Life Tap working?"
"later guys, mom brought me a Kid's Meal !!!"
"My friend stole my 1 through 0 keys...."
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"oh yeah....lower.....lower.....mm yeah..."
Healer begins to cast Greater Heal.
Chuck Norris crits Tank for 19262.
Tank dies.
"...sorry, dog distracted me"
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(in Kara)
Tank + Healer: "afk!"
Mage: "...he's playing two guys again isn't he?"
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Malgayne
My friend Monasti is the main healer in my guild. When he doesn't like the group he's running with he just yells "OH NO MAI HEEL BUTTON IZ BROKEN"
Or sometimes "Sorry guys, I'm out of heal juice."
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"You resisted" ;)
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pizzabob
After doing the first boss in Sethekk, I asked the priest why he didn't heal: "Btw, I'm shadow."
Then it hit me. The tank druid was healing, the dps warrior was tanking, and the priest was obviously doing dps. I was the only one who didn't notice the change in group dynamics after entering the instance.
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esememon
" "
After a pull.
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Randithyns
I'm actually a healer on Azgalor and it pisses me off when people tell me to heal. I know when to heal myself. I shouldn't even be pulling aggro anymore. L2Tank to all tanks who tell me that. :)
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elijah12
''Mage, can you make me water ?''
''Druid, can you innervate me, i'm out of drinks''
''I'm out of drinks''
a druid, about to die, carrying the flag, SP: Druid, l2 heal!!
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