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200 things you don't want to hear from your healer
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Post by
dk421
Did H Toc last week and we had shammy heals. The tank was never above 50% and the dps got an occasional chain heal but always died on the first pull after dismount. After our second wipe, I did a quick inspection and saw the shammy had more points in ele then resto.
Me: Are you sure you are main spec heals?
Shammy: Yes, but I don't heal often.
Me: What?
Shammy: I usually do DPS and heal in BG's.
/kick
Post by
etrin
Man Down...MAN DOWN
hey is he the tank?
Post by
Earvin
Group Member: Hey pally when you get back to our bodies could you rez me?
I would've just teabagged you a few times then left the party. You are selfish and lazy.
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Post by
Nitewalkr
Since we're all having such a great time beating up on the poor Warriors, Tankadins and Feral Druids in the world; let's do the same for our healing friends.
I'll start with the most obvious:
Healer:
"OOM"
Healer:
"I dont have to heal you while protecting myself in Arathi basin." Really though that gathered everyone's attention and we all gathered around him while he was standing on top of the flag saying followed by the first statement "All you people want is heals!">.<
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Post by
Orranis
True story.....sadly
Me-"Come on, Spam heals!"
Healer-"I hate spam it tastes funny"
Me (as I die) "....."
I just don't like spam! You fail for sucking at Monty Python references.
"I am not healing you until you equip a shield!"
...
I play a Death Knight.
"Dude, heals!"
"Your blood, heal yourself."
Post by
MyTie
I dislike healers. They think they are so special. Without the tank, the mob would kill dps too quickly. Without dps, the mob would die too slowly. Without healers, players would run out of hp. Everyone is needed. Healers thinking they are special because they are so needed is BS. That's why I play a healer... so I don't have to deal with other healers.
Post by
Without
Having 2 PC's is a bliss and a curse at the same time.. Especially when youre supposed to heal in a hc and decides hitting 1 is enough because the group is kickass.. .
But then the tank decided to pull some more then usual... Yup before i noticed we were gone...
Never say "Dam sorry was reading something on a forum"
Group: It better be good...
Me: "uhm... 200 things you dont want to hear from a healer? "
Post by
Dharren
Me: Everyone ready?
One: Yes
Two: yep
Others: *jumping around*
.... *silence for 20 seconds*
Me: *pulls boss*
Healer: WTF. Did you ASK ME IF I WAS READY!
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drummerdude09
"Whos healing?"
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