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kattib
I start up a lab foundation in order to traverse through the multiverse, I pour money into their foundation. Obviously I will probably die before they finish their research so I give them instructions to travel through a multiverse and tesserect through time and give me their future technology. From there I use their technology to find a universe dominated by humans that have somehow created a zombie virus. I copy their zombie virus and take it back to our universe. I then release the virus (after synthesizing a vaccine of course) Afterward I let the zombie horde continue to cull the population. Obviously lostguide is probably killed in here sometime. If so I fight my way through the horde (using my future technology to vaporize them) and take the cookie. If lostguide survived I travel to where he is hiding and give him the vaccine. From there I gain his trust slowly. Then when he finally trusts me I throw him into the zombie horde to be eaten alive. After he is obviously eaten I vaporize all the zombies (I set my vaporizer to only vaporize living tissue) then I walk up to the cookie, bend down, and pick it up. I take a bite out of the cookie and chew slowly. Then I spit it out in disgust since it is so old and stale. I wonder why I made such a big deal out of this cookie and send it away to another universe using my multiverse traverser. I then go home and make a bagel and eat it.
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Kristopher
I travel back in time and erase the memory of the person who invented cookies.
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Orranis
I kill a blizzard employee at his computer, nerf your class
to the ground
and steal the cookie while you QQ.
Post by
Aloma
I slap you,And while your wondering why the hell i slapped you,i Take the Cookie.MY COOKIE!
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Orranis
My Grammar Nazi panzer tank nukes your face off while I steal cookie. My cookie now!
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Aloma
The Rats Have a sudden freindship with mice and give them the cookie then the mice bring the cookie above land and i lay out mice traps i catch the cookie holding mouse and take the cookie.
My Cookie!
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Toldry
I leap from the water and somehow I'm levitating.
I approach you with my maw open revealing a row of razor-sharp teach and you proceed to fill your clothes with urine.
You drop the cookie and run away, then I take the cookie.
My cookie.
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Kristopher
What's a cookie?
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