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Alliance, what the hell?
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xaratherus
It's that time again.
Time to take someone's horribly opinionated post and turn it on its ear.
Taurens- They are @#$%ing cows. Cows chew cud; they don't kick ass.
Orcs- Rejects from every fantasy game in existence. They were only put in because it's a fantasy MMO, otherwise they're useless.
Trolls- WTF ganja rockers? We really need blue potheads mucking around the world?
Undead- They obviously failed once already because they've died. Should've stayed in the grave, if you ask me.
Blood Elves- They look like a fashion model from Project Runway who went to Goku's hair stylist.
Now let's see why Alliance rules.
Humans- They've got Tirion and had Bolvar (and he's coming back, I swear it). 'nuff said.
Gnomes- Yeah, they have to work harder - but it means they get to slice your hamstring in twain to bring you down to their level; then they poke out your eyes.
Night elves- One of the oldest races in Azeroth; age equals experience.
Dwarfs- A Dwarf's beard could kick the ass of any Hordie in existence - and that includes the female Dwarves' beards!
Draenei- Three words: Mother@#$%ing space ships.
So who wins?
Oh wait, no one, because
it's opinion
. :P
Note that I actually love Tauren, but at the same think there's nothing better than a Gnomish melee who hands a big burly Orc his ass in a doggy bag.
Why do people make posts like this? Maybe we need to start requiring "Forum 101" in high school...
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jolleren
i play alliance so i can @#$% weak-minded people like you off
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banchee2003
I rolled Alliance because of people like you. This thread validates my decision.
That being said, there are some intelligent horde. There are some honorable horde. But there's still never a horde I'd turn my back on.
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sammion
I payed attention until i read:
Night elves- probably the best class if I had to play alliance. They're OK.
and then i stopped paying attention. (btw: i think ya mean race)
as for the horde vs. alliance races:
Humans - Awesome
Dwarves - Awesome
Gnomes - Comic Relief
Night Elves - Goth
Dranaei - Clashes with the setting.
Worgen - Only useful if they give me a head piece that is both Top Hat AND Monocle.
Orcs - Classic
Trolls - Underplayed
Tauren - Awesome
Undead - Meh, not as cool as people think.
Blood Elves - Emo and more fruity than a mango grove.
Goblins - Comic Relief
And in terms of the battle cry... I prefer "For the ale!"
although the other traditional dwarven battle cry, "For Kazh'Modan!" sound pretty badass too, imo.
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pezz
People, troll.
Stop posting.
Edit: Dammit Magecorruption, we aren't presenting a unified front here.
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thrakx
I'm whole heartedly a Hordie and always will be, but you make me want to cry.
^this
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